I am not a very picky person when it comes to food. I enjoy all kinds of fruits vegetables, breads, cheese, the list goes on. Before last night, I thought there were only two things on my list that I really hated. Those two things are olives and horseradish. Well I have confirmed that we can add one more to that list. Not only move it to the list, but move it all the way to the top. Goat Cheese!
About 6 months ago, a friend from work brought in a variety of cheeses and crackers for fun. Everyone dug in. This friend was into goat cheese, and asked me if I had tried it. I said no and he made me a cracker slathered with the stuff. Never having met a cheese I didn’t like, I was convinced it was heavenly and popped it into my mouth. What happened next was something that had never happened before. I was overcome with disgust, and he said “Isn’t it delicious?” I straight up said no, omg, this is the worst thing I have ever tasted and spit it out. I thought it was funny and we all got a laugh. I pretty much forgot about that day, but I kept in mind that I didn’t like goat cheese.
Last night at the EA party, appetizers were going around. A lady offered a plate of celery, half white filled and half red filled. J had the white one, I had the red one. It was yummy! Later that evening she came by again and I grabbed a white one and popped it in my mouth. I was happily enjoying my long island iced tea and I started to chew on this celery thing and I could tell it was cheese so I started swirling around my tongue trying to decipher what kind of cheese it was. Then it hit me, I knew immediately as that bitter taste filled my mouth that I had to spit this out NOW. I desperately made motions for “napkin” to J, and he didn’t know what was going on. I spit it out into my napkin with rocket speed and freaked out. I swear, goat cheese, in my mouth, tastes like poison. I am not kidding, it is like poison to me. I almost threw up right then and there. I couldn’t do anything to get the taste out because I had finished my drink. I couldn’t believe something as tame as goat cheese could be the worst thing I have ever tasted, but it is. This kind of sucks, because now I know I could never make it on Survivor, Big Brother or (the now canceled) Fear Factor because if I can’t stomach Goat Cheese, I could never eat goat balls, or goat intestines like they would make me eat on those shows.



