Hello Tiffy!

Oh, CHINESE FOOD, where have you been for the past 12 days? You were right across the street, at Minhs, all delicious and carb-free and you never once called my name. Until tonight. Oh we had fun, but it felt so naughty. I can’t believe I practically staved myself on this diet the past 12 days with flavorless meats and other proteins while you sat idly by, all flavorful and spicy and ready for me to eat you. Well, now I will be eating you all the time, I will learn how to prepare you to be the best you can be. Only, in the future you will be consumed with a glass of red wine and perhaps extra vegetables if you are lucky. Day after tomorrow I will be normal again and maybe I won’t be talking to my food like this… nom nom nom.